In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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