I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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