he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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