Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
