Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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