People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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