Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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