I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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