That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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