sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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