i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
