WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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