am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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