If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Randomize
