Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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