coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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