did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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