Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
