Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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