It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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