I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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