How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Congratulations! We have a period
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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