I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
