How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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