it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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