The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
