I think i peed on brittanys purse
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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