I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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