HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
where are my eyebrows?
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