She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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