that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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