Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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