My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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