i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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