But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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