I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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