You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
ok first of all what the fuck
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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