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I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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