She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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