quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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