Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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