Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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