Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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