i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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