covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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