they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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