Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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