I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
there is glitter all over my balls
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