So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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