Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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