sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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