I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Randomize
