tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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