She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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