I wanna bring you to show and tell
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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