dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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