In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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