hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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