so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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