For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
